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10 Worst Kamala Harris Jokes

When Kamala enters a room, Siri automatically stands up.

She once gave a speech so confident that the podium started clapping.

Kamala doesn’t argue — she “clarifies energetically.”

When Kamala says, “Let’s get started,” three committees spontaneously form.

Kamala’s favorite exercise is “holding people accountable.”

Kamala’s laugh has been officially declared a renewable energy source.

Her favorite party game? “Cross-Examine the Host.”

Kamala once debated her GPS about the fastest route — and won.

When Kamala starts a sentence with “Here’s the thing,” you know the thing is about to happen.

Kamala Harris has had so many titles now – Vice President, Senator, District Attorney – her business cards must be the size of a CVS receipt.

From California AG to VP – she traded prosecuting criminals for sitting next to them during State of the Union addresses.

She’s mastered the political skill of saying “the Vice President agrees” while her facial expression says something entirely different.

Why did Kamala Harris bring a pencil to the Senate? Because she’s always ready to draw bipartisan support.

Kamala doesn’t need a cape. Her pantsuit already has superpowers.

Kamala Harris once gave a speech so powerful, the teleprompter asked for a raise.

Kamala Harris once filibustered a traffic jam.

Kamala Harris doesn’t just break glass ceilings. She recycles them into podiums.

Kamala’s speeches are so sharp, they come with a warning label: “May cause inspiration.”

Kamala’s favorite board game? Checks and balances.

Kamala Harris doesn’t just read the Constitution. She edits it for clarity.

Kamala Harris once gave a pep talk to a vending machine. It started dispensing hope.

Kamala’s favorite workout? Running for office.

Why did Kamala Harris excel at hide-and-seek? She’s a pro at finding the joy in every situation.

How did Kamala Harris fix her broken watch? She took it to the debate and argued it back to life!

How does Kamala Harris play Monopoly? She buys Park Place and turns it into a community joy center.

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10 Worst Miley Cyrus Jokes

Enjoy these light-hearted, respectful jokes about Miley Cyrus.

Miley’s life is proof that teenage rebellion can eventually win you a Grammy.

She has the energy of someone who would elope with herself just to make a point.

She could sing the phone book and somehow make it sound like emotional closure and a barn fire.

Miley doesn’t break rules. She invites them over, interviews them on live TV, and then sets them on fire.

She once twerked so hard Siri asked if she needed medical assistance.

She could show up in a potato sack and make it look like couture. She probably already has.

Miley doesn’t follow trends—she shows up, destroys them, and builds something weird and better.

If she ran for president, her campaign slogan would just be “Y’all Ain’t Ready.”

Miley Cyrus walked into a recording studio and said, “I’m ready to rock!” The sound engineer replied, “Great, just don’t break anything this time.”

You know you’ve had a long week when you feel like you’ve been on a “Wrecking Ball” all day.

What’s the difference between Miley Cyrus and a chameleon? One changes her image frequently, the other just changes color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, where Miley Cyrus wasn’t performing.

I tried to sing like Miley Cyrus, but my dog just looked at me like I’d lost my mind.

What do you call Miley Cyrus’s autobiography? “From Montana to Mayhem.”

My cat started singing, and I swear it sounded like a tiny, furry Miley Cyrus.

What’s Miley Cyrus’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Engine That Could… Twerk.”

I tried to explain Miley Cyrus’s career to my grandmother. She just nodded and said, “Bless her heart, she’s certainly unique.”

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10 Worst Billie Eilish Jokes

Here are some light-hearted, respectful jokes about Billie Eilish.

Billie Eilish looks like she knows exactly where your soul is stored and is judging its playlist.

If Billie Eilish ever smiled for too long, the sky might assume it’s allowed to be blue again.

Her songs sound like what it feels like when the Wi-Fi goes down during an existential crisis.

Billie Eilish makes music for people who want to win arguments without raising their voices.

Billie Eilish is so famous for being dark and mysterious, sunshine apologizes when it hits her face.

Her idea of a fun Friday night probably involves staring at a lava lamp and silently judging capitalism.

Billie Eilish’s songs are so emotional, therapists probably play them in waiting rooms to get clients in the mood.

How does Billie stay calm during award shows? She just imagines everyone in oversized hoodies.

You know someone’s deep when their fashion sense screams “ghost of a misunderstood poet.”

Billie Eilish looks like she wakes up in the morning just to say, “Ugh, morning.”

Billie Eilish is so cool, air conditioning units study her technique.

I tried listening to Billie while doing chores, and my dishes got clinically depressed.

She looks like she keeps a diary that writes itself out of fear.

If Billie hosted a game show, every prize would be introspection and a black hoodie.

She could turn a birthday party into an avant-garde documentary about loneliness.

Billie sings like she’s revealing ancient truths through a fog machine.

She makes you feel things you didn’t know you repressed, like that time in 5th grade when someone took your pudding.

Billie is the only person who could turn whispering into a power move.

Her concerts feel like guided tours through your unresolved emotions.

Billie could narrate a horror film and you’d somehow root for the ghost.

I’m pretty sure her ideal vacation is just staring at the ocean while contemplating entropy.

Listening to Billie is like hugging your anxiety until it starts sobbing.

If aliens found only Billie’s discography, they’d assume humans survive purely on feelings and oversized pants.

Her hair changes colors so often, chameleons probably follow her on Instagram for inspiration.

Billie Eilish is so effortlessly mysterious, even her own shadow probably wonders what she’s thinking.

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10 Worst Jokes About Fashion

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
-Oscar Wilde

How do you spot a fake designer bag? It’s bragging louder than the outfit.

What’s a tailor’s favorite hobby? Fixing everyone else’s mistakes.

How do you annoy a fashion designer? Wear their prototype backward.

ow do you know a fashion trend is dead? It’s on sale at every outlet mall.

Fashion week is just like regular life, except everyone’s late and pretending it’s on purpose.

I tried to dress “business casual” but ended up looking like a substitute teacher who got fired for being too chill.

I bought ripped jeans for $80. My grandma offered to sew them for free and now won’t speak to me.

My closet has 40 shirts, but I still wear the same 3. The others are just there for moral support.

I don’t follow trends. I just slowly absorb them through shame and social media.

I bought one designer jacket and now I have to explain to everyone why I can’t afford lunch.

My style is best described as “I tried” with subtle notes of “gave up halfway.”

Model on the runway: fierce and flawless. Me: tripping over a sock on the floor in my own house.

I wore all black to look chic. Turns out, I just looked like I was going to fix someone’s Wi-Fi.

I tried to do a fashion selfie. The camera got tired and just shut itself off.

Wardrobe malfunction? I prefer “unexpected design decision.”

I saw a guy wearing a cape and honestly, he had more confidence than my entire family tree.

The label said “dry clean only” so now it lives in a special drawer for clothes I never wear again.

My personal shopper is named “impulse” and they work mostly on Sundays.

Nothing says “fashion victim” like running into a glass door in your designer sunglasses.

At one time in Japan, fashionable women painted their teeth black.

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Worst Jokes About Women

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink.

A woman says to her friend, “I’ve got a new ‘mind-reading’ app on my phone.” Her friend says, “I have that too, it’s called ‘I’m fine.'”

What’s the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t complain when you want a beer.

A woman will always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new one.

The four stages of a woman’s life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus. 4. You look like Santa Claus.

Why do they call it the “mother tongue”? Because the father never gets a chance to speak.

A woman’s idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

How is a woman like a good wine? She gets more expensive with age.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

If you want to know what a woman will be like in 20 years, listen to her mother.

My wife’s cooking is so bad, the flies in our kitchen have started a collection to fix the hole in the screen.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

A wife said to her husband, “Honey, I want you to whisper the three words that every woman wants to hear.” He leaned in and whispered, “You were right.”

A police officer pulls a woman over for speeding. He asks for her license and registration. After looking them over, he says, “Ma’am, it says here that you require corrective lenses.” The woman replies, “I have contacts.” The officer says, “I don’t care who you know, you’re still getting a ticket.”

A woman was telling her friend, “I was a wonderful model. I posed for the most famous artists in the world.” Her friend asked, “Nude?” The woman replied, “Yes, but they were all gentlemen. They never started painting until I was fully clothed.”

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. The pharmacist says, “Ma’am, I can’t sell you that. It’s a deadly poison. What do you need it for?” The woman replies, “I want to kill my husband.” The pharmacist says, “I can’t sell you arsenic to kill your husband! That’s illegal!” The woman then opens her purse and shows the pharmacist a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looks at the picture and says, “Well now, you didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is looking in the mirror and says, “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, and my arms are all flabby.” She turns to her husband and says, “Say something positive to make me feel better.” He looks her up and down and says, “Well, your eyesight is still perfect.”

Two women were playing golf. One of them asks the other, “Do you have any kids?” The second woman replies, “Yes, I have a 22-year-old son.” The first woman asks, “Does he smoke?” “No, he’s never touched a cigarette.” “Does he drink?” “No, he’s never touched a drop of alcohol.” “Does he ever stay out late?” “No, he’s always in bed by 9:30.” “Well,” says the first woman, “he sounds like a model son.” “He is,” replies the second woman. “He’s also a model prisoner.”

A woman gets a new dog. She’s showing it off to her neighbor. The neighbor asks, “What’s his name?” The woman says, “I don’t know, he won’t tell me.”

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Because they’re trying to concentrate on two things at once.

A man and a woman are in a car. The woman is driving. They get to a red light and the woman puts on her lipstick. The man says, “You shouldn’t do that while you’re driving.” The woman says, “It’s okay, I’m a good driver.” The man says, “I’m not worried about your driving, I’m worried about you hitting a bump and looking like the Joker.”

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling.

A woman says to a man, “Do you think I’m pretty?” The man says, “Let’s just say you’d make a great-looking guy.”

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, “Oh, I don’t know, just give me something with diamonds.” So I got her a deck of cards.

True story: There is a law still on the books in Memphis, Tennessee. When a woman is driving a car, a man must run 15 yards ahead of her carrying a red flag. This law is seldom enforced.

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Worst Sabrina Carpenter Story

Sabrina Carpenter and the Cursed Microphone

Enjoy this eccentric story involving Sabrina Carpenter contributed by AI:

One day, Sabrina was just minding her business—sipping on an oat milk latte, wearing sunglasses too big for her face (on purpose), and humming the hook to “Feather” in a Whole Foods, as one does.

That’s when she saw it.

An ancient, dusty microphone sitting in the clearance bin between gluten-free tortilla chips and essential oils labeled “for Mercury retrograde.” Naturally, she bought it. It was only $4.99 and said “Enchanted—Do Not Use Unless Absolutely Vibing.”

So obviously… she used it immediately.

The moment Sabrina sang into the mic, a puff of glitter exploded, and BOOM—she was cursed.

From then on, every time she tried to sing a song live, the microphone would translate her lyrics into chaotic confessions. Not just any confessions—ultra specific, mildly incriminating ones.

Her song “Nonsense” suddenly became:

🎤 “I once DM’d my own fan account / Just to feel something / I ghosted Timothée / ‘Cause I forgot to respond—Oops!”

Fans were obsessed. Each show became a treasure hunt for unhinged one-liners.
TikTok exploded with the hashtag: #SabrinaSaidWHAT

But things spiraled.

At Coachella, mid-ballad, the mic blurted:

🎤 “I think about cheese when I kiss cute boys!”

By then, her team tried to burn the mic.
It regenerated in her dressing room. Wearing a tiny crop top.

They buried it in the desert.
It showed up in her tote bag next to lip gloss and petty thoughts.

In the end, Sabrina embraced it. She launched a cursed mic line on her merch store. It sold out in 45 seconds. One mic was sent to Olivia Rodrigo by accident. No one has heard from her since.

And to this day, Sabrina tours the world, dropping chaotic mic bars like:

🎤 “He said he’s 6 foot / But I measured—liar.”
🎤 “My toxic trait is pretending I’m shy.”
🎤 “I texted my ex from my cat’s phone.”

And the mic?
Still cursed. Still fabulous.

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Worst Abigail Breslin Story

Abigail Breslin Space Opera

AI-Generated Goofy Story

Abigail Breslin woke up one morning to find a very polite ferret wearing a monocle sitting on her kitchen counter. It was sipping espresso from her favorite mug and reading The Economist. “Good morning, Miss Breslin,” the ferret said with a British accent. “I’ve been sent by the International Council of Unexpected Fame to inform you that you’ve been selected to host the Intergalactic Spelling Bee this afternoon.” Abigail blinked twice, checked her calendar (nothing but “Buy cheese” at 3 p.m.), and said, “Yeah, sure, why not.”

Two hours later, she was whisked away in a hover-van shaped like a saxophone and flown to a floating arena just outside of Saturn. The audience was made up entirely of sentient vegetables—mostly disgruntled asparagus—who booed every time someone spelled “rhubarb” incorrectly. Abigail, wearing a glittering cape made of old VHS tape, stood at the mic trying to keep a straight face as a contestant named Zzlorp, a gelatinous cube from Neptune, confidently spelled “onomatopoeia” by burping in Morse code.

Midway through the event, a rebellious turnip tried to storm the stage yelling, “Spelling is oppression!” but was gently tasered by a floating jellyfish security guard wearing a tiny hat. Abigail handled it like a pro, offering the turnip a juice box and a hug. “I was in Little Miss Sunshine, I can handle chaos,” she muttered under her breath as she called the next contestant, a tap-dancing slug with a lisp.

When the bee ended, the Council gifted her a certificate, a holographic high-five, and a coupon for one free taco anywhere in the Milky Way. As she returned to Earth, she tweeted: “I just hosted a spelling bee in space. Someone please explain the ferret.” The tweet got 4.3 million likes and a confused response from NASA that simply read, “We’re looking into it.”

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Worst Miley Cyrus Story

Miley Cyrus Revisiting the Wrecking Ball

AI-Generated Funny Story

Miley Cyrus woke up with one thought on her mind: “I need to make a grand entrance today.”

She stumbled into the backyard, wearing almost nothing, because why not? It was her house, and the whole “waking up in a bed of chaos” vibe was kind of her thing. Then her eyes landed on her old wrecking ball.

She grinned. “Well, it has been a while.”

Without hesitation, Miley grabbed the nearest rope, tied it around the wrecking ball, and set it swinging like she was about to create a viral moment. Except this time, it wasn’t a music video. Nope. Today, it was all about her casual backyard adventure.

She climbed the ladder, and as she swung onto the ball, Miley felt the freedom of the wind in her hair and the giddiness of what was definitely going to be another chaotic morning.

Suddenly, her neighbor popped his head over the fence. “Miley, what are you doing this time?”

Miley, mid-swing, flashed him a grin. “Just having a moment of reflection… but also, full commitment to the bit!”

The neighbor stared, his jaw practically on the floor. “You’re, uh… almost naked on that thing, Miley.”

Miley raised her eyebrows. “Nearly naked? I prefer the term ‘freedom fighter.’”

She swung higher, laughing like a kid on Christmas morning, when—BOOM!—she accidentally hit a tree branch and got stuck.

“Huh. This wasn’t in the plan,” she said, dangling upside down, still grinning. “Well, at least it’s only me who can pull off this kind of misadventure.”

Her neighbor slowly backed away. “You know what? I’m calling Dolly—she’s got to have some advice for you.”

Miley just laughed, “Yeah, call Dolly. She’ll probably want to try it next.”

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Worst Billie Eilish Story

Enjoy this weird bit of AI-generated fiction.

Billie Eilish walks into a pet store, oversized hoodie dragging slightly on the floor. She’s here on a mission—to find the perfect weird pet. “Something unsettling but also kinda cute,” she tells the bewildered employee.

“How about a hamster?” he offers.

Billie narrows her icy blue eyes. “Too predictable.”

“A parrot?”

Billie smirks. “Too chatty. I don’t need competition.”

The employee hesitates before pointing to the corner of the store, where a single, unimpressed tarantula sits in a glass case. Billie gasps. “Yes.” She presses her face to the glass. “You and me, we understand each other.” The tarantula does not react, because it is a tarantula.

Minutes later, Billie walks out, victorious, with a new eight-legged friend in a small box. She names it “Little Nightmare” and immediately introduces it to her brother, Finneas, who, upon opening the box, lets out a scream so high-pitched it could be sampled into their next album.

“Perfect,” Billie says, nodding approvingly.

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Worst Trucker Fiction

by Jeff Napier

Wham! My truck was just sitting at a red light, waiting to turn left. A drunken fool careened around the corner at a high rate of speed. Watching in horror, there was nothing I could do. He hit the bumper of my truck, spun around, and hit a parked car. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but that wrecked my lifelong plan.

Coming from the wrong side of the tracks and raised by a single mother, poverty was no stranger. Not only that, but my grandparents never had any money. I was going to break the cycle. In my last years of high school, I looked around for a job. What could a black girl without the means of a college education do? Because of details in my mother’s past and her remarkably low credit score, a student loan was not possible.

I could become a hairdresser but that really wasn’t my thing. How about a massage practitioner? Maybe get a job at a hotel? No, not for me. One day it occurred to me that driving a truck might be nice.

That was it! That was something I could do and it would get me out of the projects. For those who don’t know, that’s the ghetto, the worst of the ghetto. I’d wanted to get way out. Like, what if I could get one of those jobs where I’m driving all over the country? How cool is that?

But there was a roadblock. Truck driving school. There was no money. Practically in tears for days, it hadn’t occurred to me that one didn’t have to start out with a big truck. What about driving for Uber? No, that wouldn’t work because I didn’t have a car. Maybe driving a delivery van for Amazon? Maybe after doing some sort of delivery work for a while, I would have the money to go to trucking school.

It turned out that getting a job with Amazon was ridiculously easy. It paid really well too, or at least for a girl like me, allowing me to start saving for driving school. It took me nearly a year, since my brother stole my savings for his drug habit about six months in.

Let me tell you, hopping in and out of a truck fifty times a day with packages is strenuous work. And people with their dogs. Some people just don’t control them! I still have a little scar on my thigh. But it was a job, and it fit a plan. I stuck with it.

Well, eventually I did learn to drive a big truck. My first real trucking job was a ten-wheeler dump truck. Even though it was just back and forth from a quarry to construction sites, it made me happy, and it was making good money.

In time, my dream job came along, commanding an 18-wheeler. I just loved double-clutching and floating the gears with that 13-speed Spicer transmission. Sitting high up over all the other traffic was a delight. And, what a kick, traveling in these United States of ours. The windshield was like a peaceful, never-ending movie. Even the rattly, throaty sounds of a big diesel engine was enjoyable. I was in heaven.

Until that drunk bent my bumper. You’d think that would be a minor thing, but here’s what happened. The company fired me instantly. It seems if you’ve been in an accident that involves two or more other vehicles, that’s their policy. It didn’t matter that the truck was completely stopped, the drunk hit me, then smashed into a parked car.

Worse, a couple of minutes after the crash, a cop showed up on the scene and gave me a ticket. Yes, a ticket for forgetting to turn on my emergency flashers. Can you believe it? OK, so the police officer was white, and I’m black. Well, I don’t want to think about that.

So, guess what? You can’t get hired as a trucker with a recent violation.

Days of unemployment turned into weeks and then into months. All the beautiful money in my savings account was gone. I had been so proud of the used Toyota Camry I recently purchased. but had to sell it. Sure, it was ten years old, but it was MY car!

My addict brother came through for me for once, and gave me some money for groceries. Then, he tried to convince me I could make some money by selling drugs. Yeah, right, like I’d ever do that. I’d rather literally die of poverty.

A food stamps application was in process. The rent was overdue so next was going to be moving back in with Mom. And here I thought I could get out of the projects. Well, the joke was on me and I started crying once again.

Checking the Internet daily for driving jobs, at that point, anything would do. Even if I could get the Amazon job back, that would have been a big relief.

On the worst day of my life, when it seemed every door had closed, I came across a funny little ad on Craigslist. Some guy wanted someone who was familiar with driving big vehicles, but could also cook and do ‘light domestic chores.’ Weird, eh?

In fact it was kind of spooky. What was up with that? Maybe it was about driving a truck full of household or kitchen product samples, and demonstrating them. I didn’t even want to think of other possibilities. If things had been different, I’d never answer such an ad.

The guy wrote back. Once he told me the details, I felt sick to my stomach. This guy was definitely a creep.

He said he had purchased a big diesel motorhome because he was some sort of pickleball player, whatever that was. He said he drove his motorhome once, immediately tore off the air horn under a low-hanging branch and that driving it scared him. He wanted someone to drive it so he could go to pickleball events all over the country. He wanted the driver to make him meals, keep the motorhome clean, wash his clothes, and so on. Sort of a rolling butler.

Yeah, so what else did he want? This was horrible. But at that point, any job was better than no job. So, I took the bus and walked a mile to his place in the hot afternoon sun for an interview.

There was fear about going into his house, but what could I do? I was thinking once I was inside, he could do anything. It was a big house, out in the Brighton neighborhood. He obviously had a dollar or two.

For a white guy, he was pretty good-looking. He did have a nice smile. Sparkly eyes, too. When emailing with him, it seemed like he might be some 50-year-old masher, but no, he was only one year older than me.

Well, we got to talking, and it wasn’t horrible. In fact, we talked over an hour, and I was actually starting to believe this guy could be OK. We walked back behind his house, and there was his motorhome. It was a big, tall, 40-foot long, shiny diesel beauty built on a Freightliner chassis. It was no tractor-trailer but I wouldn’t mind driving that thing, even if it did have an automatic transmission.

He told me a little about this pickleball stuff. He said it was like a cross between ping-pong and tennis. It didn’t sound very interesting to me, but you know how people are. They take an interest in something like tropical fish or rollerblading and they become obsessed.

As evening was approaching we worked out that I’d drive just him once, to a pickleball tournament near Chicago, a three-day trip starting two days from then. After making it clear that there was to be no funny business, I foolishly believed that he would be a gentleman. Maybe it’s because I needed the job so badly. Still, all I was promising was this one drive to Chicago.

I had to catch the last bus home. He got a funny look on his face, like, he understood my situation even though I hadn’t really told him the details. He said, “Why don’t you drive the motorhome to your place then bring it back the day after tomorrow?”

“Oh, I couldn’t.”

Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out his wallet. Thinking he was going to give me his business card or something, he handed me four $100 bills. “Here, take the motorhome, get yourself a nice meal, then fill it with organic groceries tomorrow. Oh, and keep the change.”

We were standing in the motorhome at the time. Something went wrong. My eyes filled with tears, my knees felt weak, causing me to slump down onto a sofa, crying my eyes out. He sat next to me, tentatively put one arm around me and patiently waited until I could speak.

“I know, I know,” is all he said.

We did go to Chicago. The drive was pleasant. He sat in the passenger seat most of the time. We talked, but it was all pleasant surface stuff. Nothing deep. I was supposed to be doing his domestic chores, but on that drive, he made me sandwiches and seemed attentive to my every need. He did spend way too much time explaining pickleball to me. I didn’t get it. Why would anyone want to play something that was like tennis, but it wasn’t tennis?

On the way, we stopped at RV campgrounds. I had never done anything like that before, having to learn about hooking up the electricity, water hose, and all that. Oh, you should have seen the mess I made while disconnecting the sewer hose the next morning.

What about sleeping arrangements, you ask? True to his word, Jimmy was a real gentleman. He had a bedroom in the back of the rig. It had a full queen-size bed. He showed me how a sofa pulls out in the front, handed me some sheets, blankets and pillows out of a cabinet, then went into his back bedroom and closed the door.

When we arrived at the tournament, he introduced me to a bunch of other pickleball players as his driver. If any of them raised eyebrows, I didn’t see it. I returned to the motorhome and tidied up while he got ready for his first game.

Coming back out to watch, I didn’t really understand the game. It had a weird scoring system with three parts like “four-seven-two.” He and a partner lost badly, that much was clear. It didn’t seem to phase him, he was smiling as much after the game as before. He was likeable, but he was a weirdo.

That job lasted well over a year, until things changed which you’ll find out about in a minute. He found tournaments from east coast to west, although mostly sticking to Southern California that winter. Even though he wasn’t a very good player, he was so affable. Everyone loved Jim.

Details slowly became clear. It seems Jim had gone to college for software engineering. While still a student he built a small, social media website competing in a minor way with the likes of Facebook and Twitter. To everyone’s surprise, including his own, Meta, the company that includes Facebook, bought his little website for many millions of dollars. He retired at age 22. Except he didn’t really retire. He kind of brokers websites by other developers, and somehow continues to make more money.

In time, Jimmy got me out on a pickleball court. I was terrible at it, literally swinging and entirely missing the ball a few times. At one point I fell and scraped a knee. But we and a couple of other players were laughing, and carrying on, and having a good time. Pickleball wasn’t awful. In fact it was kind of fun, and wouldn’t you know, I started playing it regularly?

I became Jimmy’s doubles partner. Truth be told, I’m better at it than he is. He doesn’t seem to mind one bit. Among our many tournaments around the country, Jimmy also visited with coaches, and he became a better player, but still, he doesn’t have what you might call natural ability. But mostly, we play. We play just recreational games with other people, but also at the tournaments. We seldom win, but we always have fun.

I still love driving. He and I will sit up in the front of the motorhome just discussing anything and everything as the miles roll by. We’ll see mountains and fields, ponds and rivers, people here, and people there. When we get to our destinations, we’ll go to museums and tourist attractions. We’ll visit with pickleball players in their homes. It’s a wonderful life.

Now, I love pickleball as much as Jim does.

And, I love Jim as much as pickleball. More. We innocently kissed a few times during the past couple of months, and last Friday, that kissing really turned into something. For the first time, I slept in the bed in the back of the motorhome, not on the pull-out sofa.

Recent news:

We were married in February. We’ve been discussing the possibility of raising children on the road in our motorhome.

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Jimmy’s motorhome


The author’s motorhome