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Worst Doctor

Kellogg’s Corn Flakes was invented as a way to stop children from masturbating. Dr. John Harvey Kellogg felt that bland foods would curb sexual appetite. The theory must have not been quite right, because although a lot of corn flakes were sold, the kids kept doing what kids will do.

Dr. Kellogg was a man obsessed with speaking and acting out against masturbation. In fact, he went much farther than just talking about it. As a medical doctor, he badly abused his power, and young patients, as is evidenced in the following quotes:

“A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.”

A method of treatment [to prevent masturbation]: “…and we have employed it with entire satisfaction. It consists in the application of one or more silver sutures in such a way as to prevent erection. The prepuce, or foreskin, is drawn forward over the glans, and the needle to which the wire is attached is passed through from one side to the other. After drawing the wire through, the ends are twisted together, and cut off close. It is now impossible for an erection to occur, and the slight irritation thus produced acts as a most powerful means of overcoming the disposition to resort to the practice.”

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Moldiest House

10 Surprising Facts About Mold

  1. Mold gave humanity its first true antibiotic. Alexander Fleming accidentally discovered penicillin in 1928 when a stray spore of Penicillium rubens landed on a Petri dish of bacteria and inhibited its growth, revolutionizing modern medicine.
  2. Slime molds can solve complex mazes without a brain. Though technically protists rather than true fungi, slime molds spread efficiently toward food sources and can map optimal pathways through mazes and city transit networks using basic chemical signaling.
  3. Mold is responsible for unique aged cheeses. Varieties like Penicillium roqueforti and Penicillium camemberti give blue cheese, Roquefort, Brie, and Camembert their distinct flavors, textures, and characteristic rinds.
  4. Spores are virtually everywhere in the air. Mold spores exist in almost all indoor and outdoor air currents, floating constantly until they land on an environment with moisture and organic matter to colonize.
  5. Mold reproduces both sexually and asexually. Depending on environmental conditions and species type, mold can propagate by producing asexual spores or by fusing hyphae with compatible strains to form genetically unique sexual spores.
  6. The “black mold” health panic is widely misunderstood. While Stachybotrys chartarum produces mycotoxins and thrives in damp buildings, toxicological studies show that inhaling ordinary levels of black mold spores does not produce unique “poisoning” beyond general allergic reactions and respiratory irritation.
  7. Mold is nature’s essential recycling engine. As primary decomposers, molds secrete digestive enzymes that break down tough organic materials like cellulose and lignin in dead trees, returning vital nutrients to the soil.
  8. Soy sauce and sake rely on mold fermentation. The mold species Aspergillus oryzae (known as koji-kin) is essential for breaking down complex starches in soybeans and rice into simple sugars during traditional fermentation.
  9. Certain molds can grow on plastics and synthetic materials. While mold prefers wood and drywall, species like Aspergillus tubingensis have adapted to secrete enzymes that break down polyurethane and other synthetic polymers.
  10. Mold spores can survive extreme radiation and space exposure. Experiments aboard the International Space Station showed that spores of Aspergillus niger can survive high doses of ionizing radiation, highlighting their extreme resilience.
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10 Worst Exercise Jokes

I tried yoga, but it was a stretch.

My workout plan is simple: stretch, overdo it, pull something, google symptoms, recover.

Why don’t all couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

Running outside is great because you get fresh air and the feeling that everyone driving by is judging you.

Personal trainers hate this one simple trick: not hiring a personal trainer.

I did a plank once. Long enough to reflect on my life choices.

Exercise is the only activity where you pay money to be uncomfortable while strangers silently compete with you.

The hardest part of working out is pretending it was “fun” when someone asks how it went.

Every workout has that one move where you think, “This is how people get injured in commercials.”

I love long walks… especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.

Exercise? I thought you said “extra fries.”

I burned 2000 calories today. I fell down the stairs chasing my cat, but it counts.

People say “No pain, no gain.” I say “No pain… good! Let’s keep it that way.”

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Backward Understanding of Aging

Have you ever felt that we have this age thing backwards? Most people in modern society worship youth, but youth is only good because of its room for potential development. Age equals wisdom, an irreplaceable commodity that you can’t just buy at Wal-Mart. If nothing else, whether you are young or old, listen to what old people have to say. They have been around and know the best ways to tackle problems that young people could otherwise only guess at.

10 Advantageous Aspects of Aging

Exploring the cognitive, physiological, and social benefits of growing older

Getting older comes with a unique set of cognitive, social, and practical advantages that are frequently overlooked. Here are ten remarkable benefits that come with age:

  1. Greater Emotional Stability: Decades of experience help older adults regulate their emotions better, leading to lower levels of stress, anger, and anxiety compared to younger demographics.
  2. Peak Crystallized Intelligence: While processing speed may slow down, “crystallized intelligence”—accumulated knowledge, vocabulary, and practical comprehension—peaks later in life.
  3. The “Positivity Effect”: Brain scans and psychological studies show that seniors naturally process and remember positive memories and information more readily than negative ones.
  4. Smarter Conflict Resolution: Older adults are consistently better at seeing multiple perspectives, anticipating compromise, and resolving interpersonal conflicts wisely.
  5. Dramatically Decreased Allergies: Over time, the immune system produces fewer IgE antibodies, causing many lifelong environmental and food allergies to fade or disappear entirely.
  6. Fewer Colds: Decades of exposure to various viruses mean your body has built up a massive library of antibodies, leading to far fewer common colds than in childhood or young adulthood.
  7. Enhanced Financial and Social Perks: Broad access to senior discounts, tax benefits, guaranteed social safety nets, and flexible schedules frees up time for travel and personal interests.
  8. Reduced Migraines: For those who suffered from chronic migraines earlier in life, the frequency and severity of headaches often drop significantly with age.
  9. Less Daytime Sweat: Sweat glands shrink and become less sensitive as you age, resulting in significantly less perspiration during daily activities.
  10. Freedom from Peer Pressure: Age grants a distinct psychological freedom—an indifference to social expectations, reduced self-consciousness, and a confidence to express your true self.