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The world's most outrageous musical instrument was made in France during 1450. A long row of spikes was connected to a keyboard. Under each spike was a pig, arranged according to the pitch of its oink.


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Leading experts tell us 71 percent of American men, and 38 percent of women are addicted to Internet pornography. The definition of 'addicted' is that an activity interferes with work or relationships. Porn sites get more visitors than Amazon, eBay and YouTube combined.


According to a scientific study conducted in England, 70 percent of the dust in your home is discarded skin cells.

Some of the chimpanzees that have been taught sign language are starting to have conversations among themselves. - from 500Ways.com

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In 1968 Liechtenstein held a vote to determine whether women should be allowed to vote. Women were allowed to participate only in this vote, because until then women were not allowed to vote. The result of the vote was that women were not allowed to vote. - from 500Ways.com
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In the 1700's some people had tooth transplants, consisting of donors' teeth jammed into sockets in their own jaws. Your author assumes that didn't usually work out as well as hoped. Later, Waterloo teeth, extracted from dead soldiers after the battle of Waterloo in 1815, were made into dentures. - from 500Ways.com
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"Yesterday is HISTORY, Tomorrow a MYSTERY and TODAY is a GIFT; that's why they call it the PRESENT." - Eleanor Roosevelt


The average life of an indoor cat is 17 years. The average life of a cat that lives outdoors is 2 years. - from 500Ways.com
US President James Garfield could do a neat trick: He could write Greek with one hand while at the same time writing Latin with his other hand. - from 500Ways.com
You taste with your tongue, but a fly tastes with its feet. - More at 500Ways.com


US President Richard Nixon's very first case as a lawyer, representing a client in court trying to recover a bad debt, he lost. He was then sued by the client for inept handling of her case.

President Nixon was known to his fellow college students as "Iron Butt."



If everyone quit drinking alcoholic beverages, twenty million starving people could be fed on the grain saved. - from 500Ways.com
Ketchup was originally made from fish broth and mushrooms. Tomatoes were added later. Today, ketchup must legally contain sugar, otherwise it has to be called imitation ketchup.

For the first 19 years Crayola Crayons were produced, they came in only one color - black.
Try saying the alphabet without moving your lips or tongue. Every letter will sound the same. - from 500Ways.com

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These instructions were found in a manual about a computer programming language. Perhaps because of wording like this there are not more programmers than there are:

Look at the first compare of the second group of compare statements. The expression "r != s" will evaluate as a "true" since "r" was set to 0.0 above, so the result will be a non-zero value, probably 1. Even though the two variables that are compared are "float" variables, the result will be of type "integer." There is no explicit variable to which it will be assigned so the result of the compare is an implied integer. Finally the resulting number, 1 in this case, is assigned to the integer variable "x". If double equal signs were used, the phantom value, namely 1, would be compared to the value of "x", but since the single equal sign is used, the value 1 is simply assigned to "x", as though the statement were not in parentheses.

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"Drunk Father" by George Bellows

According to the "Guiness Book of World Records," there are as many as 2,241 synonyms for the state of being "drunk." How many can you list?

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Americans eat spaghetti at a rate of 3,156 miles per hour (5,079 kph), roughly Mach 4 - four times the speed of sound.


If you cut the head off a cockroach, it can continue to live for several more weeks. - from 500Ways.com


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Vision Exercises

Controversial exercises to improve your eyesight without glasses, contacts or lasik.


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World's Worst Food - By Far!
Walking Cheese

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World's Worst Flower

The world's largest flower is also the worst smelling flower. Rafflesia Arnoldii is often over 3 feet wide and its petals are almost an inch thick. You wouldn't want it in your garden, however, because it smells like a rotting animal. The flower is attempting to attract flies for pollination.


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"History is a race between education and catastrophe." - H.G. Wells (Details...)
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison, science fiction author (Details...)

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